The Stages Of Writing A Big Bang Fic1. Decide signing up for a big bang fic is an AWESOME idea
2. Sign up.
3. Forget you signed up/get distracted by other fandom stuff
4. Get email/see post asking how many words you've done. Have minor panic.
5. Write 5k; one third of the way there!
6. Forget about the fic again
7. Get email/see post asking how many words you've done. Have major panic.
8. Write another 5k. Leave gaping hole where middle of fic/ending of fic should be
9. Optional: decide the whole fic is a pile of pants* and wonder if it's too late to drop out/restart the fic
10. Whine and complain to anyone who'll listen about the Evil Big Bang of Doom
11. Find anything else to do instead of writing. Call it research if you need to, make daft lists like this, refresh your f-list every ten seconds.
12. Realise you have less than a month of finish fic
13. Start on last stretch of fic; while writing the tricky middle bit, find yourself writing a far more interesting bit of storyline. Go over the word limit by at least 1k but still don't finish matching this bit up with the end. Or, if you're writing the end, have no idea when to stop and keep writing endlessly. It's starting to look like the final LotR movie which just wouldn't finish.
14. Finally finish fic! Yay. Send off to Beta if you have one.
15. Start editing and wonder if it's too late to start over. If you have a Beta they give you some minor corrections or stuff you might to reword. You decide the whole thing is terrible, just terrible.
16. Submit the damn thing. You hate it, can barely look at it, but it's done.
17. Swear never to do another Big Bang Fic. Ever.
18. See post about a Big Bang Fic – return to step one.
( Read more... )Relatable? Any stages I've missed? Is there always a moment you swear "never again" only to be sucked in the shiny? :)