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legendland review challenge.
Picspam containing twelve coloured screencaps with cracky commentary of approx 370 words
My rating: 2.5 so I guess 2.
JoxerSebastian
He's a map maker. But not just any old cartographer. He makes magic maps.
Magical Map
See, like this. 'We solemnly swear we are up to no good'
Wait, wrong fandom. Anyway, Sebastian crushed up Richard's necklace and now these maps, made from the resulting magical ink show the Seeker's location.
Help, help, I've fallen and I can't get up
Maybe Richard was looking at Kahlan's boobies and fell over. Or maybe she caught him looking at them and punched him out. IDK. Kahlan and Richard aren't having Epic Love yet. In fact they're still at odds because she's pissed off at having an untrained Seeker on her hands.
Wizard's Rule Number 238
The wizard should always be in control of the purse so he can purchase food whenever necessary.
Magical Map
Um, upshot is Zedd goes off to have a little 'talk' with Sebastian. Yikes.
Wanted
Five minutes ago/last episode hardly anyone even remembered what a Seeker was. Now there's wanted posters up everywhere.
'they just can't get my nose right'
Damsel in distress
Kahlan doesn't want to help. Richard does. Damsel's (Lily) sort of a liar. She tries to feed Kahlan to a Shadrin.
Shadrin
Once plentiful, Shadrins have been nearly hunted to extinction due to their liver, believed by some to do a powerful aphrodisiac. The Shadrin Preservation Society has tirelessly worked to save these unique creatures but it's difficult to encourage people not to kill something when this the last thing its victims sees before having their throats torn out.
Captured
Richard has been captured and chained down by a woman. This will happen frequently so he ought to start getting used to it.
Powerful Magic
Zedd deals with Sebastian, and Kahlan escapes the Shadrin, Richard saves Lily's brother…it was probably mostly Powerful MagicTM
Necklace
The Powerful Magic even restores Richard's necklace :D
How You Doin'
Kahlan agrees they should help random people and not just concentrate on killing Rahl and they finally get to eat something. So all's well that end's well.
Next week Richard returns to his birthtown, Brennidon. The place Darken tried to burn to the ground in an attempt to eradicate the Seeker before he could become a threat. Nope, nothing could go wrong with that.
All caps from The Confessor and Seeker Society; gifs found @ giphy and fuckyeahreactions
legendland review challenge.Picspam containing twelve coloured screencaps with cracky commentary of approx 370 words
My rating: 2.5 so I guess 2.
He's a map maker. But not just any old cartographer. He makes magic maps.
Magical Map
See, like this. 'We solemnly swear we are up to no good'
Wait, wrong fandom. Anyway, Sebastian crushed up Richard's necklace and now these maps, made from the resulting magical ink show the Seeker's location.
Help, help, I've fallen and I can't get up
Maybe Richard was looking at Kahlan's boobies and fell over. Or maybe she caught him looking at them and punched him out. IDK. Kahlan and Richard aren't having Epic Love yet. In fact they're still at odds because she's pissed off at having an untrained Seeker on her hands.
Wizard's Rule Number 238
The wizard should always be in control of the purse so he can purchase food whenever necessary.
Magical Map
Richard: *I think she's holding it upside down*
Kahlan: *I could concentrate better if these guys backed off a bit*
Zedd: *Does it show where the nearest tavern is? Seriously, I'd settle for a squirrel on a stick vendor.*
Um, upshot is Zedd goes off to have a little 'talk' with Sebastian. Yikes.
Wanted
Five minutes ago/last episode hardly anyone even remembered what a Seeker was. Now there's wanted posters up everywhere.
'they just can't get my nose right'
Damsel in distress
Kahlan doesn't want to help. Richard does. Damsel's (Lily) sort of a liar. She tries to feed Kahlan to a Shadrin.
Shadrin
Once plentiful, Shadrins have been nearly hunted to extinction due to their liver, believed by some to do a powerful aphrodisiac. The Shadrin Preservation Society has tirelessly worked to save these unique creatures but it's difficult to encourage people not to kill something when this the last thing its victims sees before having their throats torn out.
Captured
Richard has been captured and chained down by a woman. This will happen frequently so he ought to start getting used to it.
Powerful Magic
Zedd deals with Sebastian, and Kahlan escapes the Shadrin, Richard saves Lily's brother…it was probably mostly Powerful Magic
Necklace
The Powerful Magic even restores Richard's necklace :D
How You Doin'
Kahlan agrees they should help random people and not just concentrate on killing Rahl and they finally get to eat something. So all's well that end's well.
Next week Richard returns to his birthtown, Brennidon. The place Darken tried to burn to the ground in an attempt to eradicate the Seeker before he could become a threat. Nope, nothing could go wrong with that.
All caps from The Confessor and Seeker Society; gifs found @ giphy and fuckyeahreactions
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Date: 2012-02-03 11:27 pm (UTC)Maybe Richard was looking at Kahlan's boobies and fell over. Or maybe she caught him looking at them and punched him out. IDK. Kahlan and Richard aren't having Epic Love yet. In fact they're still at odds because she's pissed off at having an untrained Seeker on her hands. Heh, that is what it looks like. And I love that they quarrel, it makes it more real. Which maybe is a weird thing to say about a fantasy series, but whatever ;)
Once plentiful, Shadrins have been nearly hunted to extinction due to their liver, believed by some to do a powerful aphrodisiac. The Shadrin Preservation Society has tirelessly worked to save these unique creatures but it's difficult to encourage people not to kill something when this the last thing its victims sees before having their throats torn out. LOL, the poor Shadrins! Now I want a really obnoxious member of the SPS to yell at Richard et al for rescuing her from a Shadrin ;D
Richard has been captured and chained down by a woman. This will happen frequently so he ought to start getting used to it. This made me giggle :D
Lovely recap :D
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Date: 2012-02-04 10:45 am (UTC)Plot bunny? :D
Thank you :D
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Date: 2012-02-03 11:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-04 10:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-04 11:41 am (UTC)But the best is the Squirrel on a stick vendor! LMAO!
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Date: 2012-02-04 07:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-04 12:53 pm (UTC)JoxerSebastianLOL. I bet it was everyone's first thought! :D Joxer was epic!! :D
Wizard's Rule Number 238
The wizard should always be in control of the purse so he can purchase food whenever necessary.
Yeah. :D And knowing Zedd I'm surprised it's not the rule number one! :D
LOOOL at "They just can't get my nose right" :D Is it just me or the posters look alike? o_O
The Shadrin Preservation Society
OMG Sign me in! :D
Richard has been captured and chained down by a woman. This will happen frequently so he ought to start getting used to it.
True. :D LOL poor Richard, getting so much attention. ;D
Powerful Magic TM
ROFL ROFL ROFL :D
Nope, nothing could go wrong with that.
Gods, this is just hilarious! :D
Love this! :D
Thank you, bb! *hugs* :D I enjoyed it a lot! :D
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Date: 2012-02-04 07:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-05 04:12 pm (UTC)Maybe Richard was looking at Kahlan's boobies and fell over. Or maybe she caught him looking at them and punched him out. IDK.
*lol* I BET Kahlan punched him as the camera was off!!!!!! *lol*
So great! I love crappy recaps sooo much :)
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Date: 2012-02-05 07:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-03 01:40 am (UTC)LOL at "They just can't get my nose right."
Richard has the greatest WTF expressions ever!
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Date: 2012-03-03 05:38 pm (UTC)