Legend of the Seeker: The Poke-Sith Adventures; Showdown with Shota

[meridian_rose]

Warning: epic crack ahead. I wrote the text for this months ago but finally got round to making some rough and ready picspam illustrations.

This is the story of Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander, who travels with his Poke-Sith, battling against gym leaders.

Last time on The Poke-Sith Adventures:



Zedd challenged Hartland's Mika and his Michael evolved! But it was Cypher who made quick work of Mika's scaredy-cat Rahl. Ashamed at her defeat, Mika left Rahl with Zedd and now they've journeyed to the Midlands for a ...

SHOWDOWN WITH SHOTA

Shota: Hello, Wizard. I am Shota, gym leader of these parts.

Zedd: Well I'm Zeddicus Zu'ul Zorander and I want to have a battle.

Shota: Bring it on!

Round One:



Zedd: Cypher, I choose you

Cypher: Cypher!

Shota: A Cypher? How predictable. I choose Kahlan!



Zedd: Oh no! Cypher, use the Sword of Truth

*Kahlan is unimpressed*

Shota: Kahlan, use Seduction!

Zedd: Noooooooooooo! Cypher, return.

Shota: Ready to quit?

Zedd: Never!

Round Two



Zedd: I choose you, Ninja!Kahlan!

Shota: My Kahlan is stronger than yours!

Zedd: We'll see! Ninja!Kahlan, use your daggers!

Shota: Kahlan, Confession!

*Ninja!Kahlan is Confessed!*

Zedd: Ninja!Kahlan, return!

Round Three



Zedd: Rahl, I choose you!

Shota: *laughs hysterically*

Zedd: Box of Orden Power-up!

*Rahl evolved!*

Shota: Fine. Kahlan, use Confession!

*Nothing happened!*

Shota: Use Con Dar!

*Con Dar did not affect Darken Rahl!*

Zedd: This Rahl has been dosed with a Giller potion and is immune to Confession!

Shota: This round is yours. Kahlan, return!


Round Four



Shota: I choose you, Nicci.

Zedd: Darken Rahl eats Sisters of the Dark for breakfast! Use concealed dagger!

Shota: use Resurrection!

*Nicci was resurrected! Nicci evolved!*

Shota: Use Dacra!

Zedd: 'Tis but a flesh wound. Use Bathing to heal!

Shota: Nicci2, use your Powerful Magic to power up



*Nicci evolved again! Darken Rahl is still healing.*

Shota: Nicci2.1, use Lightening Attack!

Zedd: Use Magical Mord'Sith Ointment! Now, use Command Mord'Sith to get back-up and put a rada'a'han her!

Shota: Damn Mord'Sith loyalty to Darken Rahl! Nicci, return.

Round Five



Shota: I choose you, Cara!

Zedd: A wild type! Darken Rahl, use Power of Command.

*Cara is unaffected*

Zedd: How?

Shota: Cara is invulnerable to Darken Rahl's powers. Cara, use epic eye roll!

*Darken Rahl got angry*

Zedd; Calm down! Oh, return.

Round Six



Zedd: I choose you, Ninja!Kahlan

Shota: Hasn't she had enough?

*Both opponents use Wrestle! They are equally matched*

Shota: Cara, back up.

Zedd: Ha! And Mord'Sith are vulnerable to Confession! But let's have some fun. Use epic hair!

*Cara is fascinated*

Shota: Cara, use double-agiel!

*Cara refuses*

Shota: What are you doing?

Zedd: Nija!Kahlan, use Friendship!

Shota: That won't work



Flashback:
Shota: (Voiceover) Some idiot named Sebastian tried that with his Leo. It didn't end well.

*Cara and Kahlan are Friends*

Shota: No! You've ruined her! She was my most powerful Poke!Sith. Keep her.

Zedd: I win!

Shota: I should have used rad'a'han! *sulks*


Next week, Zedd journeys to Browncoat City where he comes up against fearsome gym leader River Tam



River: I choose you, Malcolm Reynolds. Use Stun!

*naked Mal*

Can Cara overcome this fearsome enemy? Stay tuned.

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Comments

[eternal-moonie.livejournal.com]

AWESOME! HILARIOUS!

LOLZ! & *hugs*

[meridian_rose]

Thank you :D

[ogdafunkle.livejournal.com]

Bloody Brilliant

[meridian_rose]

Thank you :D

[16beckyb.livejournal.com]

While I am not familiar with this game, this was epic and hilarious!

[meridian_rose]

Thanks; it's based more on the TV series than the game but I'm glad you enjoyed it even though you don't know the Pokemon fandom :D

[lilly-monkey.livejournal.com]

LOL, very good! it made me lol a lot! =D

[meridian_rose]

Thank you, glad you lol'd :D

[sos10.livejournal.com]

Zedd: Ha! And Mord'Sith are vulnerable to Confession! But let's have some fun. Use epic hair!

*Cara is fascinated*
ROFL.

I'm also clueless in regards to Pokemon but I still found this hilarious. :D

[meridian_rose]

I'm glad you enjoyed it despite the lack of context :D

[semerket.livejournal.com]

ROFL @ epic eyeroll and epic hair. Nice.

[meridian_rose]

Thank you :D Who wouldn't be fascinated by the epic hair!

[hrhrionastar.livejournal.com]

Wow, this is hilarious. I love that Richard is powerless against *seduction* and that Cara uses *epic eye roll* and then Cara and Kahlan are friends...awww.

Funny and cute :D

[meridian_rose]

Thank you :D Yeah, everybody loves Kahlan!

[synergyfox.livejournal.com]

Oh... oh my ribs...
The funny
The tears...
THE EPIC FRIENDSHIP

[meridian_rose]

Glad you enjoyed it :D Epic friendship FTW!

[synergyfox.livejournal.com]

Note - it exploded on tumblr *giggle-snort*

"will she be able to resist Mal? :P"

"Mal… yes… however… the opponent will be smart and use Kaylee and Inara... at the same time."

"O.O ooooh"

"Even Cara would be unable to resist. She is a legendary Poke’Sith, however… Inara has seduction down almost as good as Kahlan and Kaylee has adorableness down. All glares would be ineffective."

"UHAUAEHUE"

"*paces* they would then proceed to use Sleep… which really wouldn’t be sleep just a threesome in a verh verh comfy bed."

"Asdfghjll! Shouldn’t use iPhone app whilst sitting with family. I just died. Thank you"

"And then, obviously Zedd would attempt to gang up and use Kahlan… but Kahlan would be fascinated and as Cara always has the Attract technique on full blast, Kahlan would be successfully attracted and a threesome would become a foursome and Zedd would lose the battle."

[meridian_rose]

OMG! That just made my day, thanks for letting me know :D

[nasmadie.livejournal.com]

lol

[meridian_rose]

Thanks :D

[goth-darkenrahl.livejournal.com]

this is hilarious LOLling hard here

[meridian_rose]

Thank you :D I'm glad you enjoyed it!