MMOM 2019

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My goal was 15 (fewer than previous years) and I met that so I'm happy.
Fandoms: Deadpool, A Million Ways to Die in the West, The Orville, Legends of Tomorrow, Constantine, Killjoys, Future Man, Will, Murdoch Mysteries, Black Sails, The Borgias, Revenge

List of fills:

Movies

Can't Get the Staff (260 words)
Fandom: Deadpool (Movieverse)
Summary: Deadpool discusses being Canadian and enjoying wanking. Crack flash fic for mmom (Merry Month of Masturbation)

Emptyin' the Saloon (270 words)
Fandom: A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)
Summary: Of all the ways to die in the west, could masturbating be one of them?


The Orville

Humans Are Complicated (212 words)
Summary: Isaac gathers data on human sexuality and learns about masturbation.

It's Not His Nose? (355 words)
Summary: More interspecies miscommunication cause problems for Gordon in particular, and Ed and Kelly as his commanding officers.

DCEU/Arrowverse

Vital Ingredient (530 words)
Fandom: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)
Summary: The team are helping John make a potion. There's one particular ingredient that will require some self-pleasure. John is a shameless flirt and Ray is taken aback.

Answering the Devil's Doorbell (558 words)
Fandom: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)
Summary: Sara finds too much self-pleasure summons the Devil, but summoning a sexy woman to your quarters isn't necessarily a bad thing. Inspired by a comment on a previous mmom fic (see notes)

Judgemental Angelic Voyeurism (407 words)
Fandom: Constantine (TV)
Summary: After a long day all John wants is a hot shower and good wank, but privacy is hard to come by when an angel has his eye on you.

Misc TV

Girls Want To Have Five Minutes For Themselves (172 words)
Fandom: Killjoys (TV)
Summary: Is five minutes to herself too much for Dutch to ask for?

Philosophical Musings on Masturbation (184 words)
Fandom: Future Man (TV)
Summary: Josh is horny but not all his anatomy is, strictly speaking, his own.

Traffic With Thy Self Alone (255 words)
Fandom: Will (TV 2017)
Summary: Will has a bet with Richard on how many innuendos he can work into his next play. Kit is amused - and in one-sided love with the bard.

What The Future May Bring (1534 words)
Fandom: Murdoch Mysteries
Summary: Watts goes to Julia to discuss sexual fantasises about a particular person. Julia is a good listener and supportive friend.

Immoral and Impure (745 words)
Fandom: Black Sails
Series: Part 6 of The Odd Trio
Summary: Modern AU. Billy returns from a meeting with a fellow asexual, angry at being told he isn't pure enough to be a 'good' asexual what with the drinking, swearing, and, horror of horrors, masturbating.

At Her Mercy (603 words)
Fandom: The Borgias (Showtime TV)
Summary: Lucrezia wants to watch – and control – Cesare as he masturbates.

Always a Nolan and Emily (1661 words)
Fandom: Revenge (TV)
Summary: Post-canon. Alone and lonely, Nolan is indulging in some solo morning delight when the object of his fantasy shows up in person.