Fic: Like A Boss
May. 20th, 2012 05:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Title: Like A Boss
Fandom: Original
Pairing/Characters: unspecified pairing
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 124
Prompt: For the
writerverse "dialogue only" challenge
Summary: The Internet is addictive and has its own language and cultural memes. Which is a serious sounding summary for a drabble that's pure crack.
Warnings: None
"Hey, sweetheart. I'm home – where are you?"
"Hey, I'm in here."
"At the computer. What a surprise. Tell me you haven’t been surfing the net all day."
"Well I watched some TV and did some weeding in the garden, and read some fanfic but I've been on Tumblr for the past, um, four hours I guess, and I REGRET NOTHING!"
"I can always tell when yu've been online too long. You talk in memes. IDK, What is this - I don't even, WTF, Cool Story Bro, Trufax, All The Things, I Can Haz…"
"Most of those aren't actually memes. Oh, oh, we can haz pizza though. I put it in the oven so it would ready when you were due home. Like A Boss."
Fandom: Original
Pairing/Characters: unspecified pairing
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 124
Prompt: For the
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Summary: The Internet is addictive and has its own language and cultural memes. Which is a serious sounding summary for a drabble that's pure crack.
Warnings: None
"Hey, sweetheart. I'm home – where are you?"
"Hey, I'm in here."
"At the computer. What a surprise. Tell me you haven’t been surfing the net all day."
"Well I watched some TV and did some weeding in the garden, and read some fanfic but I've been on Tumblr for the past, um, four hours I guess, and I REGRET NOTHING!"
"I can always tell when yu've been online too long. You talk in memes. IDK, What is this - I don't even, WTF, Cool Story Bro, Trufax, All The Things, I Can Haz…"
"Most of those aren't actually memes. Oh, oh, we can haz pizza though. I put it in the oven so it would ready when you were due home. Like A Boss."
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Date: 2012-05-20 04:20 pm (UTC)I can't believe how much my vocabulary has changed since I started on LJ. I have to watch myself when I'm sending e-mails to my co-workers, so I don't slip into internet-speak.
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Date: 2012-05-20 04:26 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2012-05-20 04:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2012-05-20 08:27 pm (UTC)This is so sweet and funny :D I love the ending :D
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