Thank you :D I wasn't sure if the pineapple haiku was obviously fannish enough to count for the bonus and ended up writing this fic around it (There's a pineapple/pineapple object in every episode of the show). I'm so glad it was enjoyable without you knowing the fandom!

Shawn gets things wrong but insists he's "heard it both ways" so I had to take the opportunity to thoroughly mix some metaphors :)