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meridian_rose ([personal profile] meridian_rose) wrote2012-05-20 05:05 pm

Fic: Like A Boss

Title: Like A Boss
Fandom: Original
Pairing/Characters: unspecified pairing
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 124
Prompt: For the [livejournal.com profile] writerverse "dialogue only" challenge
Summary: The Internet is addictive and has its own language and cultural memes. Which is a serious sounding summary for a drabble that's pure crack.
Warnings: None


"Hey, sweetheart. I'm home – where are you?"

"Hey, I'm in here."

"At the computer. What a surprise. Tell me you haven’t been surfing the net all day."

"Well I watched some TV and did some weeding in the garden, and read some fanfic but I've been on Tumblr for the past, um, four hours I guess, and I REGRET NOTHING!"

"I can always tell when yu've been online too long. You talk in memes. IDK, What is this - I don't even, WTF, Cool Story Bro, Trufax, All The Things, I Can Haz…"

"Most of those aren't actually memes. Oh, oh, we can haz pizza though. I put it in the oven so it would ready when you were due home. Like A Boss."

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